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  • If you've never experienced the joy of accomplishing more than you can imagine, plant a garden. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



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  • Yes, this is what good is: to forgive evil. There is no other good. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



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  • I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. ~Abraham Lincoln



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  • Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than despair. ~William Cowper



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  • There are offences given and offences not given but taken. ~Izaak Walton



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  • A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



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  • There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you. ~Woody Hayes



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  • Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. ~Hazelmarie Elliott (�Mattie�)



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  • Defining myself, as opposed to being defined by others, is one of the most difficult challenges I face. ~Carol Moseley-Braun



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  • If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. ~Mark Twain



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  • In your thirst for knowledge, be sure not to drown in all the information. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book



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  • No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. ~Fight Club movie, screenplay by Jim Uhls, directed by David Fincher, novel by Chuck Palahniuk



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  • Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. And lo, no one was there. ~Author Unknown



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  • The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one." ~Rita Rudner



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  • Mr Witwould: "Pray, madam, do you pin up your hair with all your letters? I find I must keep copies."



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  • If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use? ~Author Unknown



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  • Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it's everything. ~Author Unknown



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  • It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time. ~Author Unknown



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  • We are closer to the ants than to the butterflies. Very few people can endure much leisure. ~Gerald Brenan, Thoughts in a Dry Season



    A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. ~Doug Larson



    To understand any living thing, you must, so to say, creep within and feel the beating of its heart. ~W. Macneile Dixon



    The man who promises everything is sure to fulfill nothing, and everyone who promises too much is in danger of using evil means in order to carry out his promises, and is already on the road to perdition. ~Carl Jung



    Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do - or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so. ~Stanley Crawford



    I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. ~Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

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