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Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer. ~Anonymous referee, explaining his job



If a multinational company developed a product that was a nutritionally balanced and delicious food, a wonder drug that both prevented and treated disease, cost almost nothing to produce and could be delivered in quantities controlled by the consumers' needs, the very announcement of their find would send their shares rocketing to the top of the stock market. The scientists who developed the product would win prizes and the wealth and influence of everyone involved would increase dramatically. Women have been producing such a miraculous substance, breastmilk, since the beginning of human existence. ~Gabrielle Palmer



Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties." ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



My favorite thing about the United States? Lots of Americans, one America. ~Val Saintsbury



Susan: "Sally, does it ever occur to you that age brings wisdom and greater confidence?"



Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. ~P.J. O'Rourke



Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car. ~Author Unknown



Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one. ~Josh Billings



People must have renounced, it seems to me, all natural intelligence to dare to advance that animals are but animated machines.... It appears to me, besides, that such people can never have observed with attention the character of animals, not to have distinguished among them the different voices of need, of suffering, of joy, of pain, of love, of anger, and of all their affections. It would be very strange that they should express so well what they could not feel. ~Voltaire, Traite sur la tolerance



There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death. ~Fran Lebowitz



Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them. ~Hugh Miller, Snow on the Wind



The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. ~Dave Beard



The finish line is sometimes merely the symbol of victory. All sorts of personal triumphs take place before that point, and the outcome of the race may actually be decided long before the end. ~Laurence Malone, about bicycle racing



All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother. ~Abraham Lincoln



There's just something about letting a girl have her way with you. ~A.C. Van Cherub



The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. ~French Proverb



Unemployment is like a headache or a high temperature - unpleasant and exhausting but not carrying in itself any explanation of its cause. ~William Henry Beveridge



Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball. ~Jim Murray, 1967



The earth is like a beautiful bride who needs no manmade jewels to heighten her loveliness. ~Kahlil Gibran



The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent. ~Mell Lazarus